awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

did you just

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

blisea:

seriously chuck you are my life

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

fighter-with-strength:

heyh8r:

cofeecigarettes:

korper—eifersucht:

wow the number of times I’ve sat on my bed in the dark with tears pouring down my face just whispering to myself ‘please stop crying, please, I love you, we’re gonna be okay, it’s gonna be okay, please stop crying’ til I stopped is unreal.

omg yes, sometimes i sit there holding myself like a baby and telling myself that things are gonna be ok, until i fall asleep

literally always say this when im crying

No stop…you guys can do this please believe things will be okay you deserve happiness

yesimbeyonce:

sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:

yesimbeyonce:

remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”

We still do, peasant 

iscrewlogic:

ensign-chevvy:

“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”

Fucking watch me.

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

fuckyeahamour:

jaimielannister:

10th-man-down:

WHY ISNT ANYOEN CALLING THIS THE PANDOM IT MASKES ME SO ANGRY

I AM SO PART OF THE PANDOM >.<

PANDOM